Of course, if the children aren’t working out, or if the thought of rebellion against your authority rankles you, just get a pet. Everyone else is. At this rate, there will soon be colleges for pets to attend. They already have pet equivalents for most child-rearing objects and situations, even pet health plans.
Keep in mind that pets, like kids, still ingest things they should not without your approval, and will stay out late and leave home without warning if ignored for too long or at the wrong time.
Imagine that. Let the government pay for health care for your kids, while you pay for health care for your pet.
News item: Pet Supply industry forecast to be $41 billion in fiscal 2007, 2nd after the leader, Electronics.
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